(Witness Description)

El Flaco

Wanted for a string of Liquor Store Robberies in which he attacks  Korean store owners and beats them senseless with the same 12" Birote. The suspect then proceeds to soak the store owner with a mixture of Tampico and Jumex. The individual then approaches the grocers and forces them to sing several Sabado Gigante© jingles while modeling Maseca™ and some shoes from Payless Shoe Source™. When the store owners refused to cooperate the individual became enraged and began rubbing all of the store products to his bare crotch. He then stormed out of the stores singing Mexicanos Al Grito de Guerra out loud taking only a box of Pulparindos.
 

Height: 6'5"
Weight: 93 Kilos
Hair Color: Black
Skin Color: Mexican Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Gender: Macho
Political Affiliation: Zapatista
Distinctive Features: Extremely large Male Genitalia
Children: 12 illegitimate, 0 under wedlock
Last Seen Wearing Clothes.

(Witness Description)

El Niño

After escaping from a Immigrant Detention Center, the suspect has been sighted near schools asking school girls "No quieres papitas" in a perverted Mexican tone. He then proceeds to offer the girls a ride to his "Canton". Upon accepting, the girls would be violently thrown onto a pile of nopales and repeatedly told if she wanted Taco Bell. The individual was usually high on deadly mixture of Tizne, Penka and Chocolate Abuelita. He has also been know to pee outside of the toilet bowl just for purposes of entertainment. This was especially the case when he was aware that there is an elderly person waiting to make use of the facility.
 

Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 90 Kilos
Hair Color: Brown
Skin Color: Pale brown
Eye Color: Green
Gender: Hombre
Ideological Affiliation: Heaven's Gate
Distinctive Features: John Holmes size Genitalia, a lot of pubecent hair
Last seen eating at Pollo Campero in Pacoima

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El Peludo

This suspect is the most sexually perturbed of the three individuals and is notorious for pleasuring himself in El Mercadito. He has been known to collect beastiality pictures depicting monkeys in sexual acts with Guatemalan Eric Estrada look-alikes. He has been said to eat endangered animals such as the Wild Tailed Mexican Pichon, which once existed in abundance in the skies of East LA. He has a history of mental problems in which he sees the incarnated image of Quetzalcoatl in all of his glory. Due to his exaggerated use of the word "Pelamela" in front of starving Honduran citizens, he was retired from his post of Director in a Honduran Embassy. He is now wanted on 13 counts of senseless Chiclet™ vendor beatings and 10 counts of Lonchera vandalism.
 

Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 140 Kilos (F----n' Fat)
Hair Color: Black Wolf-like body hair
Skin Color: Unknown (No longer bathes)
Eye Color: Yellow
Gender: Hard to tell
Political Affiliation: PRI
Distinctive Features: strech marks around waist, musky chivo odor, irradically deformed wrist
Last seen with El Gavilancillo at Rigo's Tacos